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Aphrodisiacs

By Audrey | February 6, 2010

Just took the “What aphrodesiac are you?” test. I didn’t even know asparagus was considered an aphrodesiac but I do love it so!

You Are Asparagus


You’re not exactly subtle. You seduce people by being highly suggestive.

And surprisingly, it works. Your outrageous ways are very appealing.

You always try to look as sexy as possible. Even if it means being a bit inappropriate.

You somehow always manage turn the vibe sexual. You have more fun when everyone is being naughty!

What Aphrodisiac Are You?
Blogthings: Learn Something Surprising About Yourself
So there you have it…I’m about as subtle as a train wreck when I’m horny and I want someone. This much is true…I don’t tend to hit on people that often or be this obvious when I first meet someone, though from time to time I will! I love looking sexy and flirty, and I will definitely let someone know if I want them.
Since we’re on the subject of aphrodesiacs, I thought I’d make a little list of some of my favorite foods that do actually put me in the mood. (Asparagus? Really? I love the stuff but it makes your pee smell funky – this makes people horny?)
Anyway, here are my personal aphrodisiacs:

1. blueberry smoothies
2. fresh berries of almost any kind really!
3. champagne
4. filet mignon
5. fresh pasta with herbs
6. grape juice
7. truffles
8. whipped cream, of course! (but REAL, none of this fake-o stuff!)

That’s about all I can think of now…I do enjoy oysters but haven’t really found them to be an aphrodesiac. Of course I think most of this stuff has very little scientific basis, BUT I definitely believe being well fed and loving your food contributes to being a happy and horny person. Got any sexual trigger foods yourself?

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Payton Brooks masturbates in sheer pantyhose

By HeavyB | February 5, 2010

Mmmm today’s update is so sexy! Payton Brooks is wearing a deliciously sheer gray pantyhose and stimulates her beautiful pussy right through her hose using a cool glass toy.

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She loves rubbing herself through her hose, and I love watching this gorgeous petite brunette play – what a hottie in hose! The full high resolution shoot of Payton masturbating in her sheer hose is available now on Audrey’s Leg Tease for your pantyhose hose perving satisfaction! YUM!

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Pre-birthday musings from an aging camgirl

By Audrey | February 3, 2010

Less than 2 weeks left til my birthday and I’ve been starting to obsess over my age a bit. I’d love to tell you all how old I am but you wouldn’t believe it anyway but I am starting to feel it I must say. Just today while going through my pictures I started to wonder is it time to retouch things a bit? I do love the polished glamour shots some ladies have on their sites but I’ve always tried to be myself, let it all hang out, and…really who has time to fuck around photoshopping off every blemish on my body? Well I suppose that’s all relative but it’s certainly not something I’ve ever wanted to devote much energy too. Though I contemplate it more and more these days. And botox. Still anti-boob jobs but I can see my feelings about them changing as I age…

Photo from this week. I still got it!

Photo from this week. I still got it!

I actually look quite a bit younger than I am and have stuck with telling people online I’m 27 for…awhile now. I never wanted to lie about my age but about a year ago, to try it out, I decided to tell everyone the truth on cam for awhile and not one believed me, to the point where it was just too annoying to continue. I was having to defend myself against lying about to cash in on the MILF fantasies and I just didn’t want to spend my day doing that.

I don’t know why people persist in cam rooms to obsess over talking to lady about her age but it’s so boring. It’s the first question many people ask, even before saying hello! I try to point out the lack of manners but alas it is mostly lost on these younguns! It’s actually pretty funny when people will assume I am anything from 18 to 45 based on whatever they age they *wish* I were. Ahh, psychology!

Anyway this is all just to say that I get feel self conscious about having a tummy bulge, hang to the breasts, ummm texture to the back of the thigh…but I think that I look pretty damn good for my age, which is probably older than you assumed, unless you are reading this and counting things up right now. Where my credit for looking so much better than every one else in my graduating class?

Grr. I never wanted to be like this but the truth is, I HATE thinking about my age. I HATE that I have back problems, and gum problems, and shoulder issues, constantly reminding me that I am not quite so young as I have managed to fool my cam audience (and myself!) into believing I am. I hate even talking about it now but I guess I too am obsessing over it with my birthday coming up, or perhaps because I’ve been having to take it easy these days and feeling it a bit.

OK so as not to bum anyone out, I honestly do feel prettier than I ever have. I never had much confidence as a teen or in my early 20s, nor did I have a clue what to do with my hair or how to dress flatteringly and show off my best features really until a couple years ago. I still fail miserably sometimes but overall I think I’m a hotter package these days and I hope you do too!

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OK with all that said I guess it’s time for the obligatory camslut gift-begging! I’ve got a wishlist on Amazon, I also love stockings, lingerie, high heels, and comic books my fans select for me, and of course the best gift of all is your support! Join my site, get a private show from me, and make me feel sexy! I never really expect gifts and I don’t get all that many but when I do they really make a big impression, and the sexy ones (hell even the comic books sometimes!) tend to show up a  fair amount on my site updates so it’s definitely fun to give and to receive!

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Just a couple misc. notes/announcements:

I updated the look and added my mirror masturbation video to my semi-neglected Clips4Sale store.

I added a couple new blogs to my sidebar! Check out Faith, Voluptuous Lynn, and Oasis.

People have been asking some interesting and some obnoxious questions on my Formspring Q&A. I answer them according to my whim since it’s just for fun and I have no idea who most of the askers are. If you’re a member of my site there are definitely easier ways to get a direct answer from me but feel free to ask something for the fun, especially if you have something more interesting to say than something that basically just boils down to “Can we fuck?” Very low chance of success with this come-on tactic guys!

My CamZ show is tomorrow! I’m feeling lots better since visiting the dentist Monday and SO ready to play with an appreciative audience so let’s have at it!

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Topless Gamer

By Audrey | January 29, 2010

The weekend to me these days means some time to kick back and play games on my new PS3, so of course I had to shoot a topless gamer set for you guys!

topless-gamerI’m totally casual in this set in just a thermal tee, tight jeans, cotton thong, and of course my joystick! I’ve been having a lot of fun getting back into shooting some sexy updates all around my hobbies and stuff I like, so my members can get to know me a little better and share in my fun!

Full set of 71 high resolution photos available now on AdorableAudrey.com

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Getting horny in my heels and hose!

By HeavyB | January 28, 2010

I had just gotten home from the beauty salon in this set of pictures and I decided to model my sexy new lace teddy. The sexy new hairdo, lace lingerie, silky pantyhose…it was all getting me very horny and I ended up getting quite naughty in my heels and hose!

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After I finally slip these shoes off my feet after some naughty shoe dangling and teasing, I start to feel that soft leather on them, and the next thing you know I am unsnapping this teddy and rubbing myself like made through my pantyhose, getting off with my heels. Mmm, it felt great! There’s a gallery of 77 photo available on my nylon fetish site Audrey’s Leg Tease and the naughty video will be ready soon too!

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Sexy Starr gets wild tugging on her pantyhose

By HeavyB | January 27, 2010

Now this is just what I love to see! A gorgeous lady who loves wearing pantyhose!

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I’m so excited we added Sexy Starr to  my naughty leg tease site because she is so happy and horny in pantyhose! Look at that smile! Starr shreds the crotch of these hose and you won’t believe how wet she is underneath when she pulls out her big dildo to finish the job! Full set of 107 high resolution pictures of Starr in her hose is available on Audrey’s Leg Tease now, but I warn you, it’s a little sticky… hehehe!

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What I’ve Been Doing in the Rain

By Audrey | January 27, 2010

Sorry I’ve been a little quiet lately in the blogosphere…I’m depressed about some teeth/gum problems I got the news of this month, trying to quit smoking, and it’s been raining like a fucker here so I guess I’ve had a lot on my mind.

I did start shooting some new pics and videos for my site and making some fun shoot plans with friends for February so I’ve got some goodies coming up to distract us all though! I’ve also started redecorating my bedroom a little bit with a new comforter, painting, and candles so I’ve been enjoying hanging out on my bed on my cam a fair amount this month so far.

01-25-2010 15-44-29Showing off my new ‘do on cam

I also got a cute new hairdo this week that I’m still trying to figure out how to style on my own, so…hopefully the next try will go better, but I did get in a shoot for Audrey’s Leg Tease right after I got back from the salon so you’ll get to see it in all it’s freshly-styled glory even if I never manage to figure it out (which is more than possible).

Also, I signed up for one of those “ask me anything” thingies I kept seeing on twitter so if you have any questions for  me, ask away here, it’s kinda fun and you can post anonymously. Of course I maintain my right to silence but it’s been fun so far!

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Mirror Masturbation 2

By Audrey | January 18, 2010

A surprising (to me) “favorite” video among my members was “Mirror Masturbation” a little solo video I shot on the tripod in my old house which was blessed with a BOUNTY of mirrors. Oh how I can’t wait to move to another spot with 360 degree mirrors so you can really check out what flatters your booty. I just hope I can get there by the time I still want to see it! Anyway, that’s beside the point. The video was fun because it was simple, intimate, and the mirrors let the viewer see a variety of angles of me naked all at once.

Anyway I *still* keep getting letters about how much people enjoyed that video, so I decided it’s time for a sequel! Now I am not as blessed in the bathroom mirror department so this time I had to do a little stunt-work: I crawled right up over my little bathroom sink and squatted on the counter to play in front of the mirror and the medicine cabinet!
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This was a lot of fun just like the first, with a little added panty play this time as I’m indulging in a lovely new purple paisley bra and panty set, teasing myself and getting nice and wet before I strip them off for a hot pussy fingering session. You can get these and all my other masturbation, fetish, and sex adventure videos on my site now. Members, be sure and comment on your favorite vids and let me know if you want sequels to any of them! Hehehe ;-)

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Some camgirl foot fetish fun!

By Audrey | January 15, 2010

Oh yeahhhhhhh!!! I asked the folks at Webcams if I could get my hands on some more of their naughty camgirl videos and they did not disappoint! Here’s one they sent me of some foot fetish fun between two petite camgirls with some gorgeous perky pink nipples.



Something tells me I am going to have some fun perusing the stuff they sent me this weekend!

My own feet have been in a pretty dark pink pedicure all week as I finally got back to a semi-regular schedule camgirling again…they really missed the attention! Going to do a foot fetish shoot next week too, I cooked up some naughty ideas over the holidays!

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Mai Ly Fucks Herself Silly in Fishnets

By HeavyB | January 14, 2010

Mai Ly is back for round 2 on AudreysLegTease.Com, and this time it’s with a hot fishnets video!  Mai takes a few minutes to get familiar with her giant pyrex dildo, then proceeds to show off her sexy legs clad in tight green fishnets….before ripping a hole in the crotch and fucking herself silly with the dildo!

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Click the picture for a sexy preview, then head on over to AudreysLegTease to see the whole damn thing!  Hope you guys enjoy Mai Ly…there’s more of her to come!

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