Boobies and more! My sexy sarong!
By Audrey | April 15, 2011
So everyone who knows me knows I love summer, and I love dressing cute. Sarongs are one of my favorite things to wear, so I have several. Of course, you know I HAD to take picures, right?
I love this one! I think I bought it at a cutesy stand on Fremont Street in Vegas, and knew it would be perfect for summer sunning. Obviously it’s very handy for homemade flashing too:
Anyway, I better get back to my tanning. My ass needs all the sun I can give it! If you want to see more of my pics, head on over to my site and check them out!
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Masturbation Addict
By Audrey | March 29, 2011
So I stumbled across this message board where guys were talking about trying to give up masturbating for 100 days! Yikes, can you imagine? They were trying to overcome internet porn addiction or be super pure and religious or something, varying reasons…but they sounded pretty messed up in the head and stressed out to me!
I believe masturbation is essential to good mental and physical health – it’s relaxing, lower’s blood pressure, reduces pain, and pretty damn fun! I don’t masturbate as much now as when I was camming full time (gee, I wonder why? Hehehe) but I doubt if I’ve gone more than 10 days in YEARS no matter what I was up to, in sickness or health, for richer for poorer… It’s like sleep or a good body scrub, sometimes you just NEED to do it!
So what’s the longest you’ve ever gone? Ever tried to swear off it? I know some people have overcome issues with sex, guilt, and masturbation and of course not everyone is as big a slut as I am…but reading these non-masturbators talk it sounded like they were starting to go a little cuckoo from the deprivation…
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Wild Week
By Audrey | March 5, 2011
So life has been pretty crazy lately but I hope it will calm down in the next couple of weeks. Work has been insane for the past month, it is our busy season and everyone has been sick, including myself. Ucks! With no sick days yet and so much to do I’ve been dragging but I am finally better and I finished off a few really big projects. My in-laws are visiting next week too, which means this weekend I must clean the house like mad. But after all that I think my schedule will clear up a bit and I’ll have time for some spring fun!
I need a vacation badly, even just a weekend away. Any suggestions?
Last night I went on a pub crawl with a couple friends, it was a blast but I totally forgot to eat dinner!! As a result I got soooo drunk and silly and ended up making out with my friend, cuz I’m a slutty drunk like that. Wheeee! As you can imagine I’m feeling the pain this morning, just having a snack and then thinking about finding a huge meal. Chinese buffet anyone? 
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Audrey is Sexy in Stockings
By HeavyB | February 17, 2011
Hey everyone! Getting dressed for dinner is fun when you wear stockings.
You all know I love to dress up, and this is the best way to show you. Taking hot leg tease photos wearing my stockings and not much else! This was a night to remember at a hotel in Las Vegas. So much fun! Come on over to my site and see the rest of my pictures! Hope you enjoy!
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Audrey in Tights and Long Socks
By HeavyB | December 30, 2010
Hey boys!
I’m back with some sexy sexy pics for ya! Nothing like long socks and tights, don’tcha know?
I love the way they grip and rub my pussy..it makes me so wet, I just have to slip my hand down there and play with myself. I know you love the way they feel…wouldn’t you love me to rub your cock all over with them?
Of course you would you bad bad boy. *lol*
Hope you all have a GREAT new year…I look forward to showing you lots of great new stuff in 2011!!!
XOXO – Audrey
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Pre-holiday Musings
By Audrey | December 15, 2010
Oh I could use being humped…. It’s been a crazy month with the holidays, my work schedule, office Xmas party, doing the family birthdays and so on.. *phew*! I’m travelling this year to see family and it’s been a careful balancing act between everything but I think I’m almost ready for the holidays. I have some presents left to buy, food to cook, and suitcases to pack though so I’ve been very focused on To Do lists and things like that…
Come New Years I have lots of resolutions to make, I need to shed a few pounds and spend more time on good things like art, reading, yoga, dancing, etc!!! Of course I have some bad habits I’d like to get rid of but I think I’m going to focus on spending more time on my GOOD hobbies and hope they crowd out the things I need to do less of?
Also I need to floss more…but I’ll worry about that after Christmas…after all, I have fudge to make and dinners to plan…
Also, I really need to get laid. Since when have I been such a housewife? One Xmas eve I spent up til dawn at the Casino, kissed the wrong person, and played video games the next day. *sigh* The rigors of a 9-5…
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Happy Halloween!
By Audrey | November 1, 2010
| Ahhh the Monday after a holiday. Always a long day! My Halloween was very fun this year, I spruced up my old Aphrodite costume and hit the town for a party Friday night some new friends were throwing. It was a blast, not only was there a kickass parade of sexy ladies in costumes, I also got a dip in the jacuzzi and some late night marshmallow roasting action!
On Saturday I went to a haunted house, first time in a few years for that and it was spookier than ever. There was a loooong maze in total blackness, I seriously about lost my mind in there – so claustrophobic! Sunday night I was pretty tired from everything and hubby wasn’t feeling well, so we stuck around the house, picked up, and readied ourselves for Trick-or-Treaters. It was nice to have enough kids to make a dent in our candy basket this time, it’s been awhile since I’ve had any but we are in a much more family-friendly area of town now, so I had fun passing out the candy. (and munching on some myself!) Not as many hot MILFs as I’d hoped for but I guess I did see my share of hotties this year at the party and haunted house! :) Today I am a little tired and not feeling the Monday grind. Looking forward to some yoga and reading tonight. I still haven’t watched the new Walking Dead TV premier yet either, that’s definitely on the agenda! |
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Frisky Fall
By Audrey | September 14, 2010
Well at last it’s cooling down a bit! The heat and I haven’t been getting along well this summer and it’s put a bit of a damper on my sex drive. Between that and all the commotion and change this summer it’s been a wild ride and I am ready to settle in for some cozy times in Fall and get a bit more frisky.
I was excited to get back on cam for a little while on Sunday, hmmmm I am out of practice! I never knew where to put my cam, kept getting out of the frame, but I think I got back into the swing of things fairly easily…anyway not camming for so long made me extra horny when I got online so that’s a good thing!!
I hope I’ll be able to get back online and do a bit more soon, I uncovered so many sexy outfits while unpacking – stuff that people have requested and even a few things I forgot I owned. Can’t wait to get sexy in it all…and in fact I think I’m gonna go take a photo set while I’m getting horny thinking about it.
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Sexy Jeska in Stockings and Garters
By HeavyB | September 3, 2010
We get a wide variety of girls to pose for us on Audrey’s Leg Tease, but the amount of mail we got for more of Jeska was fantastic! I guess you guys like our little tattooed love doll with the sexy blonde hair…and the amazing tits and ass! But lets focus on her legs today. Jeska drops by the pose in this little stockings and garters number just for you:
She’ll be back for more, we promise! In the meantime enjoy one more hot shot of this sexy piece of leggy ass right here, and check out all the rest of the pictures over on Audrey’s Leg Tease! Enjoy!
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Sybil in Leggs Sheer Energy Pantyhose
By HeavyB | August 23, 2010
Hey pantyhose pervs!
I’d like to take a minute to just gaze in awe with you at my girlfriend Sybil Hawthorne. She has been working her way up the ropes so to speak (hehehe) with bondage and fetish modeling, she is a friend of mine from the camming world, and I am so excited to have her on my site! We shot this photos in my house before a barbecue, I was dying to see how she’d look in these black Leggs pantyhose and a new satin nightie I had just picked up.
She never wears pantyhose and I was dying to see them on her curvy frame. I think I sold her on them a bit, she said she had never felt hose so soft as this pair of Silken Mist. Mmmm I can’t wait to see what else I might be able to get her into? 
Here’s one more pic to whet your appetite. Couldn’t you just fondle those pantyhose…as well as those beautiful natural tits all day long?
Come on over to Audrey’s Leg Tease to see a lot more of Sybil and all my girlfriends showing off their hot and sexy legs just for you! See you there….!
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